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Hi, I’m Ben.

I grew up on a boat so I occasionally get landsick.

Unfortunately the only cure for land sickness is sea sickness

so I try to make it out onto the ocean every few weeks.

Most of what I just told you is true. If you want to know

the only cure for sea sickness or want to talk about ads

please reach out!  

Phone: 978-387-2575      Email:    resumé

Conch Shell: Blow into it three times while pointed North and I will appear out of thin air. I look like this.

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